Queen: The Photo Shoot Turns to Madness
Authors: PoppycockFanatic13 and Megelln
Queen is doing a photo shoot promoting some sort of cologne in London and during the photo shoot
"Oh wait I'm about to sneeze!" Freddie yells at the photographers. Now at this time Roger was drunk because he was recently at the Emerald Bar with his friend Sammy.
"Well Freddie, you better *hiccup* hold it in or *hiccup* it's too *hiccup* late!" Roger tells Freddie.
Also the band has been up since 6 a.m. and hasn't been able to eat or drink anything and had to rush out the door and none of them got to go to the bathroom but all were fine except Brian.
"Oh my God, I have to go to the bathroom so bad
..oh no, I think I have just peed my pants I hope the other's don't see it!" So he uses the cologne and box to cover his lower region up.
"*Snickers* Oh my God, I am surrounded by total idiots
.oh Freddie I have some pepper for you if you need it!" John said.
"Oh why thank you darling, very much appreciated!" Freddie said to John.
Roger, who was drunk saw something very peculiar on the floor.
Why is there apple juice on the floor *hiccup*?"
Brian, who is agitated at Roger's comment, tries to push the "apple juice" away with his foot.
Johnnie, why do you carry pepper around?" Brian asked John because he was curious.
"Well, you see, you can never know if restaurants have pepper
" John answered.
Roger finally realized something and felt he had the need to insult Brian.
"Hey, hey Brian, Brian!!! Who has 17th century hair and just peed on the floor? Hehe, YOU! *Hiccup*
At this point Roger has finally passed out and doesn't know what he's in for. TO BE CONTINUED