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Queen: The Photo Shoot Turns to Madness
Authors: PoppycockFanatic13 and Megelln
Chapter 1
Queen is doing a photo shoot promoting some sort of cologne in London and during the photo shoot….
"Oh wait I'm about to sneeze!" Freddie yells at the photographers. Now at this time Roger was drunk because he was recently at the Emerald Bar with his friend Sammy.
"Well Freddie, you better *hiccup* hold it in or *hiccup* it's too *hiccup* late!" Roger tells Freddie.
Also the band has been up since 6 a.m. and hasn't been able to eat or drink anything and had to rush out the door and none of them got to go to the bathroom but all were fine except Brian.
"Oh my God, I have to go to the bathroom so bad……..oh no, I think I have just peed my pants I hope the other's don't see it!" So he uses the cologne and box to cover his lower region up.
"*Snickers* Oh my God, I am surrounded by total idiots….oh Freddie I have some pepper for you if you need it!" John said.
"Oh why thank you darling, very much appreciated!" Freddie said to John.
Roger, who was drunk saw something very peculiar on the floor.
"HAHAHA *hiccup*…Why is there apple juice on the floor *hiccup*?"
Brian, who is agitated at Roger's comment, tries to push the "apple juice" away with his foot.
"Erm…Johnnie, why do you carry pepper around?" Brian asked John because he was curious.
"Well, you see, you can never know if restaurants have pepper…" John answered.
Roger finally realized something and felt he had the need to insult Brian.
"Hey, hey Brian, Brian!!! Who has 17th century hair and just peed on the floor? Hehe, YOU! *Hiccup*  
At this point Roger has finally passed out and doesn't know what he's in for. TO BE CONTINUED
Story written by your's truly PoppycockFanatic13 and Megelln!!!

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hunterqueenie03 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Roger and friend Sammy at the Emerald Bar. That cracked me up! 
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keren1234 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I am laughing so hard right now LOL
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Cinniflame120 Featured By Owner May 25, 2011
Love it can't wait to read the rest!
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PoppycockFanatic13 Featured By Owner May 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks, glad you're enjoying it :D
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megelln Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011
LOL, WHY AM I JUST FAVING THIS NOW? i think i was just too excited when i first read it :iconteheplz:
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PoppycockFanatic13 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol that happens to me!!! i get so excited when i see something and i forget to fave it and then remember later lol
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megelln Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011
haha, its funny how that happens, youd think someone would want to fave it as soon as they see, yet somehow they forget :P
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PoppycockFanatic13 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
YES!!! i thought i was acting like a dumb blonde every time i forgot lol (which i can make that joke because im blonde :XD:)
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megelln Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011
haha, same, but sometimes these things happen :lmao:
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PoppycockFanatic13 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
yes........
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